tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21463545.post7735276019522148976..comments2024-03-25T15:38:16.880-07:00Comments on Surrender to the Void: Aloha (2015 film)thevoid99http://www.blogger.com/profile/03055459287396592446noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21463545.post-48199958983580848172015-06-03T12:41:25.934-07:002015-06-03T12:41:25.934-07:00@Fisti-I usually don't watch bad movies as I t...@Fisti-I usually don't watch bad movies as I try my best to find reasons that kept it from being a total disaster. This film didn't as I have to put on a different mask. That is a mask I don't wear very often and I had no choice but to lay the smackdown on its roody-poo candyass. thevoid99https://www.blogger.com/profile/03055459287396592446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21463545.post-33407246434730436342015-06-03T05:51:52.997-07:002015-06-03T05:51:52.997-07:00I love this! You so often review films that you r...I love this! You so often review films that you really like or at least write your reviews in a way that spins it positively, which I admire (looking for the best), but the fact that you outright hand this film it's own ass is amazing!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21463545.post-79688956156717822402015-06-02T11:22:00.361-07:002015-06-02T11:22:00.361-07:00@Ruth-The fucked up thing about this is that I was...@Ruth-The fucked up thing about this is that I <i>was</i> a fan of Cameron Crowe. <i>Almost Famous</i> is my favorite film of his as I also loved <i>Say Anything</i> and <i>Jerry Maguire</i> as well as <i>Singles</i>, <i>We Bought a Zoo</i> and his docs. I didn't like <i>Vanilla Sky</i> and I hated <i>Elizabethtown</i>. I thought the latter was his worst film... until now. I think I'm done with him unless he decides to do something extremely different.<br /><br />@Alex Withrow-You're welcome. I had to take one for the team. That's what film buffs should do for each other. If you know you're going to watch something bad and make sure you want your friends to not see it. You're doing them a favor. Plus, I didn't laugh once. I just grumbled, rolled my eyes, facepalmed, and did imaginary text and played air drums to music that wasn't heard on the film. It was that bad.<br /><br />@Brittani-I now know why Sony was reluctant to release this. No wonder they crapped on it because it is shit. Maybe they did interfere with it to make it less worse but if there is a longer cut of the film that is even worse. They probably spared our lives.thevoid99https://www.blogger.com/profile/03055459287396592446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21463545.post-42508798158374051842015-06-02T06:43:10.789-07:002015-06-02T06:43:10.789-07:00LOL like Alex said, your review is probably way mo...LOL like Alex said, your review is probably way more amusing than the actual film. It just looks terrible, and the studios must have known it because until a few weeks ago it got zero marketing. Brittani Burnhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07975067259283007280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21463545.post-13261275061030233932015-06-01T14:49:29.160-07:002015-06-01T14:49:29.160-07:00I 100% guarantee that this review is immeasurably ...I 100% guarantee that this review is immeasurably more amusing than any consecutive 10 seconds of this movie. Thanks for convincing me to stay away.Alex Withrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15887018476048271594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21463545.post-59881341082917755872015-06-01T14:00:50.470-07:002015-06-01T14:00:50.470-07:00"Aloha is a fucking piece of shit film from C..."Aloha is a fucking piece of shit film from Cameron Crowe" Ahah well that's what I gather even from the trailer. I haven't seen much of Crowe's work apart from Jerry Maguire so I don't really see him as this great director or anything. This just looks crap even from all the pics I'm seeing, blech!Ruthhttp://flixchatter.netnoreply@blogger.com